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Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel. But you know what that means... MORE LAUNDRY. #funny

Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel. But you know what that means. MORE LAUNDRY. But that's ok by me, LOVE every thing clean, yes I do.

In 2012, the American public LOST ITS SHIT.

No more bacon motherfuckers. What matters most is not talked about people don't know or find out. crappy shit like twinkies are threatened with extinction and the world goes crazy.

ROFL!!!! ~Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet

This is so my children! Funny Family Ecard: Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet.

face wash commercials!

Dear Face Wash Commercials, Nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, My bathroom is sopping wet now.

:) makes me smile

Irony is when someone writes "your an idiot". I see things like this so often and wonder. where were you in grade?)) I Know I know, Grammar Police

Lol! Love it!

The parenting skill I’m most proud of is being able to shove a whole candy bar in my mouth and talk normally around it when a kid walks in. This is so true lol

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