roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face love quote
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I want to high five her. in the face. Covered in spikes, dipped in poison.She can go swimming in acid. in a straight-jacket.She can choke on her own puke.SHE CAN GO STEP ON A just plain mean.Well, what can I say?
Creepypasta -- Eyeless Jack ^^^ That'd be impossible if it were to happen! I have no space under my be- *bed lifts up and a huge fucking gap is under it* *EJ charging at me at full speed* .Well, fuck me sideways
[Excuse the bleep.]] If you gotta grow old, you might as well laugh about it! Our funny sign featuring the Cat in the Hat encourages a healthy approach to aging. Time passes for us all, no matter how kind, mean, rich or p
Aww my fav Pete Wentz quote
Autocorrect Fail Compilation 1 -omg HAHAHAHA gotta love auto spell and Siri! One time I was driving and using Siri to type my text and it typed to my husband that I was getting laid! LOL had to pull over and correct that one!
I love boys who.❤️ But they all fuck boys now
"Awesome random textmessages by crystabella ❤ the last one tho ^.