Teens seem to understand best what turns images into internet sensations. As one mom grapples with the logic of how a Target clerk image has spread like wildfire, her young sons help explain: there is no logic involved.
Even if this WERE true, WHO CARES. A) almost 100% of us fall somewhere short of completely straight or completely gay B) overpopulation is the biggest threat to our suvival as a species, C) SERIOUSLY PEOPLE'S SEXUALITY DOES. NOT. MATTER. IT DOESN'T AFFECT YOU. GET OVER IT. Jesus.