S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #54:When a caffeine-deprived Tony Stark is in sight, use strategically-scattered coffee machines to calm him down and prevent hacking and reprogramming of SHIELD computers and security systems. [Submitted by wanderseeing]
S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip <-- I'm just imagining ship wars in the staff room, like "I SHIP IRON MAN AND CAPTAIN AMERICA AND YOU CAN SHUT THE HELL UP." "NO, IRON MAN BELONGS WITH LOKI, YOU IDIOT!" and then the Avengers are just standing in the doorway, laughing.
S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #256: Never do anything you don’t want to have to explain to the medics (and thus have the entire agency know about). If the medics don’t spill the details, Stark will. [Submitted by shockradesigns]
S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #376:Handcuffing agents together and making bets on the survivor is unprofessional and not a viable training exercise. The same applies even if you are one of the agents in question.[Submitted anonymously]