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S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #541: If you shoot Deadpool and he collapses to the floor, even if he looks like it, he isn’t dead. [Submitted anonymously]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #541: If you shoot Deadpool and he collapses to the floor, even if he looks like it, he isn’t dead. [Submitted anonymously]

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S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #338:If you assist Agent Barton in stashing Nerf bullets, don’t expect sympathy when he uses them on you.[Submitted anonymously]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #338:If you assist Agent Barton in stashing Nerf bullets, don’t expect sympathy when he uses them on you.[Submitted anonymously]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #369:Even if it may be factually correct, using ‘You’re making Captain America cry’ in arguments is strongly discouraged. [Submitted by arabwel]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #369:Even if it may be factually correct, using ‘You’re making Captain America cry’ in arguments is strongly discouraged. [Submitted by arabwel]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #54:When a caffeine-deprived Tony Stark is in sight, use strategically-scattered coffee machines to calm him down and prevent hacking and reprogramming of SHIELD computers and security systems.  [Submitted by wanderseeing]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #54:When a caffeine-deprived Tony Stark is in sight, use strategically-scattered coffee machines to calm him down and prevent hacking and reprogramming of SHIELD computers and security systems. [Submitted by wanderseeing]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip <-- I'm just imagining ship wars in the staff room, like "I SHIP IRON MAN AND CAPTAIN AMERICA AND YOU CAN SHUT THE HELL UP." "NO, IRON MAN BELONGS WITH LOKI, YOU IDIOT!" and then the Avengers are just standing in the doorway, laughing.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip <-- I'm just imagining ship wars in the staff room, like "I SHIP IRON MAN AND CAPTAIN AMERICA AND YOU CAN SHUT THE HELL UP." "NO, IRON MAN BELONGS WITH LOKI, YOU IDIOT!" and then the Avengers are just standing in the doorway, laughing.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #256: Never do anything you don’t want to have to explain to the medics (and thus have the entire agency know about). If the medics don’t spill the details, Stark will.  [Submitted by shockradesigns]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #256: Never do anything you don’t want to have to explain to the medics (and thus have the entire agency know about). If the medics don’t spill the details, Stark will. [Submitted by shockradesigns]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #294:Causing Captain Rogers' shirt to burst into flames just to see him take it off is not advised.  But, but, but....

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #294:Causing Captain Rogers' shirt to burst into flames just to see him take it off is not advised. But, but, but....

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #480: Unless he asks, Captain Rogers does not need you to explain everyday objects to him.  [Submitted by mausi-shan]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #480: Unless he asks, Captain Rogers does not need you to explain everyday objects to him. [Submitted by mausi-shan]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #376:Handcuffing agents together and making bets on the survivor is unprofessional and not a viable training exercise. The same applies even if you are one of the agents in question.[Submitted anonymously]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #376:Handcuffing agents together and making bets on the survivor is unprofessional and not a viable training exercise. The same applies even if you are one of the agents in question.[Submitted anonymously]

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