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Leonard: whats the secret Sheldon? Sheldon: mommy smokes in the car, God is Ok with it, but we can't tell daddy." Leonard: Not THAT secret! the other one! Sheldon: ^^^^ :D Sheldon is hilarious when he's high off of valium hehehe

Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell Dad. -- Sheldon Cooper

Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell Dad. -- Sheldon Cooper

Sheldon: "For the record, I do have genitals. They're functional and aesthetically pleasing." ~The Skank Reflex Analysis (and more)

Haha! Mom smokes in the car, Jesus is okay with it, but e can't tell Dad. Sheldon's so much fun on drugs :)

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