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Wait does that mean he didn't purposely have it shaved...? Or is he just joking cuz he's probably heard some people say they don't like it?

Hahaha.... Brilliant... I showed my parents this, and they didn't get it, so apperently they didn't know the meaning of rock bottom, so here I found myself, trying to explain this really bad joke, hoping they'd get it, and I get stuck with parents who don't know what rock bottom is.........😒

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Bring home dinner.

The nice man in the van with puppy and candy seemed so excited to give me a ride home when I told him my little brother was home alone waiting for me. I feel bad about lying to him, but my parents said to bring home dinner, and these types of humans are so easy to catch.

Yeah, it is true.... Though America has legalized gay marriages, on the other hand they elected Trump so...

""I only hang out with guys because they never start drama." Please read a history textbook."