Its nice to know I dont have to turn the lights off and drop my pants just to keep him interested!!!
siblings (noun) - reminders that your parents had a lot of sex.
McDonalds!!!! BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA #HN#JJ
If there is any juice left, try it with a shot of tequila.
Hunk is MY man! Don't you dare mess with him or my inner black women is gonna kick yo' mu'fuckin ass!
Tonsils bounce-just thought you'd want to know. Now I get why the doctors knock you out for that surgery....
It didn't. so true..
Hmm...I've had quite the collection of crap over the years, maybe I should take a hint?
If I post a status...