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Realizing you are an adult

I told my cousin he needed to wait for an adult and he just looked at me like. Ur an adult!

It's very hard to make friends as an adult because once you're an adult you've realized you hate everyone.

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "It's very hard to make friends as an adult because once you're an adult you've realized you hate everyone.

XD but really I agree with both

:} i too wish to make boys nervous. the knife idea would work.

I laughed SO hard at this shit!!

Reminds me of an epic essay my brother's friend wrote in college while on several substances and no sleep for three days . <--- I want to read this beauty you speak of !

Thank you little breadstick

so i turned 17 three days ago. guess who's dancing queen now? and you guys are all my little breadsticks.

The last one is pure gold. Just imagine the guy, sarcastically saying that, and then seeing that shit and being like "Oh my God. I'm gonna make millions out of this!"

The Jeff one is hilarious. The dik-dik is real, but it isn't pronounces xylophone. Lol it's funny though.

*note: do not recommend  utterly hilarious thou

This is amazing, I cry from laughter every time I read this. If you take time to read it, its seriously the funniest thing ever!

Johnny Depp Slaughters the Cast of Harry Potter

Johnny Depp Slaughters the Cast of Harry Potter. But now Johnny Depp is IN Harry Potter.

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