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I+have+diarrhea+so+bad+even+the+neighbors+know+about+it!

I+have+diarrhea+so+bad+even+the+neighbors+know+about+it!

Rottenecards - I get along with God just fine. It's his fan clubs I have a problem with.

Rottenecards - I get along with God just fine. It's his fan clubs I have a problem with.

Send Free Confession ecards at Rottenecards

Send Free Confession ecards at Rottenecards

Rottenecards - When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead. It's difficult only for others. It's the same when you're stupid.

Rottenecards - When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead. It's difficult only for others. It's the same when you're stupid.

Rottenecards - I don't have co-workers.  I have co-observers!

Rottenecards - I don't have co-workers. I have co-observers!

I wish I could lose weight as  easily as I lose my keys,  my phone, my temper,  & even my mind!

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, my phone, my temper, & even my mind!

Rottenecards - Trusting people turned me into the bitch I am today.

Rottenecards - Trusting people turned me into the bitch I am today.

The difference between pizza and your opinion is...I asked for pizza.

The difference between pizza and your opinion is...I asked for pizza.

There's a time and place for wine, In my hand and now.

There's a time and place for wine, In my hand and now.

Rottenecards - My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on.

Rottenecards - My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on.

Rottenecards - Call me tomorrow and ask me  if I give a shit. I just don't  see it happening today.

Rottenecards - Call me tomorrow and ask me if I give a shit. I just don't see it happening today.

Kindly+proceed+to+pack+your+  things+and+go+straight+to+Hell.

Kindly+proceed+to+pack+your+ things+and+go+straight+to+Hell.

Rottenecards - Once again honey... Your shit doesn't add up.

Rottenecards - Once again honey... Your shit doesn't add up.