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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them – Project "Wall Piece with 200 Letters" by Mikko Kuorinki

Fake butter is such a disappointment

Life is too short for fake butter, cheese, or people ! i gotta have real butter and real cheese. especially real people!

wow - someone got into will's head and then wrote this...glad though, that he has said he'll "come home" after his worldwide explorations and that he's "good inside...like Zuko".  my beloved rebel.

The Rebel's Manifesto—Keri Smith I especially love my life is not, and never will be a competition. I'm not out to win any awards in this life, my only hope is to hear "well done good and faithful servant" in the next.

100 Inspirational and Motivational Quotes of All Time! (12)

100 Inspirational and Motivational Quotes of All Time! (12)

I Am Fabulous - Grandma Rides a Skateboard ---- best hilarious jokes funny pictures walmart humor fail

Steal the Look

Place meaningful quotes on sidewalks and walls with stencils and glow and the dark paint, random places. Could change someone's night!< its a nerdfighter thing

The Whole World and Me: My own worst enemy...

"I am the designer of my own life, of my catastrophe", she said, "not you". He gave her a smile. "Of course I am. I am your catastrophe"

"Nothing Lasts Forever", Anatol Knotek

Nothing Lasts Forever. Clever Wall Installation: by Austrain artist and visual poet, Anatol Knotek

Indie Space

just go with the gut- over thinking + past baggage = mind explosion. know truth - live love

Real eyes realize real lies.

If you want to know if someone is "real" tell them an obvious lie. A human will recognize it for what it is immediately, a cursed will not. They may look real, but they are not. Only real eyes realize real lies.

Yay

Do you think it would embarrass my kids one day if I waved flags like this at all of their baseball or soccer games? Okay, this is actually an adorable DIY wedding ceremony favor and flag.

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