Jarod Kintz - "A lollygagger is a person choking on a lollipop. That works perfectly, because I...". humor, surreal, sales, sale, salesman, sell, seller, choke, word-junkies, candy, flavor, choking, heimlich-maneuver, lollipop, lollygag, lollygagger
augur \ AW-ger \ , verb; 1. to conjecture from signs or omens; predict. 2. to be a sign; bode: The movement of troops augurs ill for the peace of the area . 3. to divine or predict, as from omens; prognosticate. 4. to serve as an omen or promise of; foreshadow; betoken: Mounting sales augur a profitable year .