This describes me perfectly. I'm sorry but I just can't handle slobs!
Cracking me up.
This is perfect!More
YEP! sounds like me
We are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don't get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness.More
Is it me, or have you been working on perfecting the finer points of throwing people under the bus to save your own ass?More
sayings I love
A slice of real life.More
Things that make me laugh
It takes real skill to choke on air, fall up stairs and trip over completely nothing... I have that skill!More
lol this is definitely me!!!More
Ain't that the truth!
laughing so hard