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This describes me perfectly. I'm sorry but I just can't handle slobs!

We are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don't get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness.

Is it me, or have you been working on perfecting the finer points of throwing people under the bus to save your own ass?

It takes real skill to choke on air, fall up stairs and trip over completely nothing... I have that skill!