I'm pretty sure that hat just wants to leave. "I've had enough with your hair, Harry. You take me up to high atmospheres on a hike, you wear me every day, and now you drop me in the water. I'm done with you. I hate you. Get a haircut." This hat isn't a happy hat guys.
Everyone sees harry as tough but in reality he is like the kid in your class who sits at the back of class and giggles anytime something perverted is said and secretly has a stuffed animal collection that he would snuggle with while letting his sister braid his hair. I calls em as I sees em. Repin if I'm right