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Refill needed! I could recycle a pill bottle and put candies in it and print a label with this on it for a great present (I have a few people in mind, too)

But Grandma will still love them!

since you're so sucessful and don't care about money why don't you drop the case and leave me completely alone.

So very true.

Pushing a kid for selfish reasons even if it is to keep yourself from hurting is wrong

So sorry...if you'll jus"t take a number I'll get to you shortly

I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly.


Robert De Niro - ISTJ Character Type, "Some people will never like me." "And I will never give a fuck!

Don't let your daughter go fatherles

Father Daughter quotes - Be in life what you want your kids to be when they grow up. Read more quotes and sayings about Father Daughter.

Everyone's seeing the crazy, just as they always have and it's hilarious. #keepitup #keepposting #cantbeme

Carry on bitch carry on! Truth is.you're a loser, you're with an unpopular nerd and you're living the most mediocre life! Haha no one wants to be you I promise!