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*tries to get eight hours sleep in three hours*

19 Jokes You'll Get Only If You Love Sleep But Never Get Enough Of It

*tries to get eight hours sleep in three hours*

do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself #tumblr

do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself #tumblr

This is all kinds of fantastic. Not for me...but for a few of my friends, MY BROTHER, and nephew. My brothers friends and I joke about this all the time. He reads your text, laughs, whatever,  and then puts his phone back in his pocket. It's definitely not an across the board 'guy thing.' It's just my brother's thing and it drives the entire family and his friends insane. I'm sending this to him. Now. ---and he won't respond. Hahaha

This is all kinds of fantastic. Not for me...but for a few of my friends, MY BROTHER, and nephew. My brothers friends and I joke about this all the time. He reads your text, laughs, whatever, and then puts his phone back in his pocket. It's definitely not an across the board 'guy thing.' It's just my brother's thing and it drives the entire family and his friends insane. I'm sending this to him. Now. ---and he won't respond. Hahaha

This is so true that I'm getting sick

This is so true that I'm getting sick

Haha, yep. Then at the end of the day you have a pile of rocks and you have to pick the chosen one to take back home with you.

Haha, yep. Then at the end of the day you have a pile of rocks and you have to pick the chosen one to take back home with you.

15 Reasons Phil Dunphy Is Everyone’s Favorite “Modern Family” Character… Ty Burrell Turns 47 Today!

15 Reasons Phil Dunphy Is Everyone’s Favorite “Modern Family” Character… Ty Burrell Turns 47 Today!

Oh my god no why would you ever eat the peel what the fresh hell no im calling the police you barbarian

Oh my god no why would you ever eat the peel what the fresh hell no im calling the police you barbarian

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