Lord, thank you for this sink of dirty dishes - we have plenty of food to eat. Thank you for this pile of dirty, stinky laundry - we have plenty of nice clothes to wear. Thank you, Lord, for those unmade beds - they were so warm and comfortable last night - I know that many have no bed. My thank to you, Lord, for this bathroom, complete with all the splattered mirrors, soggy, grimy towels, and dirty lavatory - they are so convenient. Thank you for this finger-smudged refrigerator . . .