The trees will cut you. Lol I've never thought of that but now I will every time I get a paper cut. another thing I will think of when I get a paper cut is how chap stick is supposed to make it feel better and heal.
Its amusing that while you were hoping to ruin my life, I was busy becoming successful and karma was biting you in your poor, ugly ass.:) lol why I graduated college you were still trying to get a GED! lol and still on assistance.