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Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more.

Latest Quotes - Cool Funny Quotes

A list of funny quotes that were written by anonymous, or an unknown person. 'There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

My boys will grow up to be awesome men! Because their mommy is going to show them how to!

Don't marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him. And I do!

It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs and trip over nothing. I have those skills. #coolfunnyquotes

It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs and trip over nothing.

If you're all wrapped up in yourself then you are overdressed.

If you're all wrapped up in yourself then you are overdressed.

A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its…

Résultat de recherche d'images pour "analogies"

Résultat de recherche d'images pour "analogies"

Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say. #coolfunnyquotes

Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.

If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman

If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.

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