All kidding aside, if you're out in the wilderness, or the zombie apocalypse, carry at least one knife with you. It's not only for defending yourself. A knife is in many ways your most important survival tool, and it is for a reason.
ARE YOU? I can hear you now, playing victim, being all wounded and needy. I remember you talking shit about all the exes, how they screwed YOU over and they were all crazy. HA I would love to be in touch with them and compare notes. Probably the same script. FUCK OFF