"Do you faint at the thought of Elliot Stabler's rippling rage muscles? Does Olivia Benson's ever-changing hairstyle get you all hot and bothered? Does Ice-T's lisp make you whimper? Do you dream of licking whipped cream off of Captain Cragen's smooth, liver-spotted head? What about Munch? He's pretty hot too, huh? And don't even get me started on George Huang."