Los paseos familiares no pueden faltar, y Chavelo ya es parte de ellos, no solo a Ady la hace reir, sino que con sus chistes y ocurrencias nos divierte a todos #TheStoryOfUs
NYTimes Mistakenly Cites Tweet From North Korea Parody Account http://betiforexcom.livejournal.com/26029278.html Management at the New York Times is planning to lay off half of the copy editors on staff – a decision that provoked a walkout at the NYT’s Times Square headquarters last week. But after an embarrassing editing error risked starting World War III, we’re thinking they might want to reconsider – at least until tensions cool between the US and North Korea.As the Washington Free…
Some might say you take the Bible "too seriously," while others may be inspired by your devotion. The fact of the matter is, you just can't get enough of God's Word and have this wild idea that it's actually meant to be lived by—imagine that!Laugh with us if these memes are totally you! When your Coke game is on point.
I hated seeing my sister cry. She was the girl who was in prison and went temporarily blind. Who got us into this and promised to get us out of this. Who told me bedtime stories until I turned nine. Who wore glasses she didn't need so I wouldn't look weird. She was the most powerful, and the most fragile of us all. -academy heroes
They heard footsteps behind them, and I glanced behind us toward the beginning of the alley, we had hit a dead end. I looked up and saw a black something zooming in on us from above. I turned to my companion and said, "Do you trust me?" "No." "smart man." Then I grabbed his hand and we disappeared through the wall.
Fangirl problems and I fit all of them. I'm so glad my husband understands, lol he fanboys sometimes so I don't feel too bad. We joke all the time about how we would leave if our crushes had an interest in us.
Math tells us three of the saddest love stories. 1. Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever. 2. Parallel lines who were never meant to meet. 3. Asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together. ---Humanizing parallel, tangential, and asymptotic lines. From #MathHumor #MathJokes