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I think I'm going to start introducing myself this way as a test. If I get called on in it, they obviously love friends too and we're destined to be together. If they don't get it, move along, you wont appreciate the full extent of my humor.

....AND THEN GOD CREATED IDIOTS WHO HAVE TO USE OTHERS SAYINGS BECAUSE "THEIR" , YES ONE OF THE RULES THAT DOES NOT FALL UNDER I BEFORE E, VOCABULARY DOES NOT ALLOW THEM TO MAKE THEIR OWN WITTY MEDIOCRITY STATEMENTS OF THEIR OWN COGNITIVE THINKING!

Sarcasm is my best friend! She has gotten me through so much it's insane! You know, like holidays, birthdays, dealing with idiots, listening to idiots, drama, idiots with drama, family drama, friend drama, etc...the list goes on and on and on...

@Stacey Watts 'Sure! I don't mind if you come to school with a fever and your throwing up everywhere.' Said no teacher ever!