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I don't want to sleep like a baby. I just want to sleep like my husband.

Day 1: Mom.me Goes Sugar-Free

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funny ecards don't need personal trainer need someone to slap unhealthy foods out of my hand

Jealousy gets you no where. And that's why I am not going to be jealous. Sorry to what ever made us the way we are but your not making me jealous your making me mad. And funny thing is I know you so well that I know your trying to make me jealous. #sooverit

Jealousy gets you no where. And that's why I am not going to be jealous. Sorry to what ever made us the way we are but your not making me jealous your making me mad. And funny thing is I know you so well that I know your trying to make me jealous.

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"I'm An Intelligent, Classy, Well Educated Woman Who Says Fuck A Lot..." | V-Neck | Funny Sassy Shirts

"I'm an intelligent, classy, well-educated woman who says 'fuck' a lot. I corrected the punctuation and spelling ("alot" is not a word).

Yes, but as the mother of the groom... YOUR job is to pay for the rehearsal dinner, wear beige and SHUT UP!

Yes, but as the mother of the groom. YOUR job is to pay for the rehearsal dinner, wear beige and SHUT UP!

Santa is like a deadbeat dad,  he only shows up once   a year with shitty gifts   and believes he's made   up for the whole year.

Santa is like a deadbeat dad, he only shows up once a year with shitty gifts and believes he's made up for the whole year.

I'm not the cat lady type. I'm more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my terms.The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoe.

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not the cat lady type. Im more like an actual cat.The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoe.

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Remembering the words to every song from the but forgetting why you walked into the next room. Sad but true. So me.

Having neither room in your closet, nor empty hangers, but still firmly believing you need more clothes. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Having neither room in your closet, nor empty hangers, but still firmly believing you need more clothes. Totally me!

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