*cracking up* I laughed at this one because I sincerely love Kit Kats. It's one of the top 5 reasons I haven't made the step from vegetarian to vegan. As for the kids' part, well, I'm #childless so I kinda get it.
OK, no. Whoever made this up has either simply had a cat in the house, or, never been exposed to a true Cat Home. My cats greet me at the door, meow to be picked up and played with and even fetch and bring back. Cats are cleanly beasts, dogs have to be bathed. End of discussion.