"whenever I lock up my car, I always press the button twice in a row to let nearby thieves know I mean business"
There’s only one thing to do…
Black widow in ma shoe! Burn the shoe!
“Four years ago, I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl, who had a boyfriend. And I had to do the hardest thing that I’ve ever had to do, which was just to… wait…And, a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl I work with but I think, even then I knew that… I was waiting for my wife.” - Jim Halpert Love Pam and Jim