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Note to Self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth. I need to remember this!

Worry is totally a waste of your imagination

Worry is totally a waste of your imagination

Yes, please do

Please do for your poor kids sake! I'm sure welfare will pay for your meds and a shrink or your much needed stay in the nut house.

even then he may not leave nowadays eeeshhh hahhhahah

even then he may not leave nowadays eeeshhh hahhhahah

Note to self: It is normal to hate your husband for irrational reasons during pregnancy; however, 'because he breathes like an ass hole' is no.

SOOO TRUE DURING PREGNANCY! Note to self: It is normal to hate your husband for irrational reasons during pregnancy; however, 'because he breathes like an ass hole' is no.

So does R. Just as R remembers that you kicked him out. He didn't abandon them (not that you can abandon things that were never yours). You cheated on him, tried to convince him that he had white children, and then kicked him out when you stole another man. Tell me, is he still there or did he "abandon" you too?

Oh, I don't believe in holding grudges. I do, however, remember facts forever.learning to let go but this is too funny & indicative of the past

If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would have farted!!!! Ha!

This seriously made me laugh so hard.I did fart! :D Still laughing though!

Free, Confession Ecard: Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks.  Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.

I don't give a fuck eloquently said.Behold the field in which I grow my Fucks Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren

I got this. https://some.ly/ZNXu2c2/

I got this. https://some.ly/ZNXu2c2/

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