Tom this is getting really fucking out of hand. You've actually become porn. That’s a thing that just isn't supposed to fucking happen Tom. Sure,parts of people can be porn. Hands necks backs etc. You know the usual stuff. We can handle that. But no Tom you just had to go and fucking be entirely sculpted from porn. You just went right the fuck ahead and existed as a Pornographic Being instead of a normal human disregarding any lives you've ruined in the process.
We cordially invite you to Tom Hiddleston's one-man wet t-shirt contest.
Tom in Kong: Skull Island
Esquire: 10 Style Lessons From the Best Dressed Men of the Week. 'Pretty soon our style lessons for the week will just be, "Dress like Tom Hiddleston."' Link: http://www.esquire.com/style/mens-fashion/advice/g3267/style-lessons-3-8/?slide=10