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Free, Reminders Ecard: Whenever a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch just to let them know what I'm capable of.

food photography seems so incredibly ridiculous to me for this very reason. Isn't it ironic that so much of what I do revolves around it? You'd think I'd get a kick out of it or something....but I really just want to feed people.