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I wanna be there by your side to watch your hair turn grey before it falls out. I'm going to be there until you have no more teeth ib your mouth.. until you can't eat solid foods. I will spoon feed you and change your depends as long as you're my man.


We always accept gifts from Santa,why not send him a gift this Christmas? Play, download, edit, convert and burn a great DVD to save & share those beautiful moments with Santa.

sometimes, we are sitting right on it

My Favorite One-Liners - Part 2