Darling, the only thing I appreciate about winter is the absence of fruit flies in my wine glass.

Darling, the only thing I appreciate about winter is the absence of fruit flies in my wine glass.

I have OCD, but I only clean things when I'm in the mood because I'm also bipolar.

I have OCD, but I only clean things when I'm in the mood because I'm also bipolar.

My next relationship will be with someone who thinks Wine is a perfectly acceptable answer when he asks what's for dinner.

My next relationship will be with someone who thinks Wine is a perfectly acceptable answer when he asks what's for dinner.

Good morning..... It's Monday.Time to answerphone calls, and ask ourselves.    How do these people exist in life.

Good morning..... It's Monday.Time to answerphone calls, and ask ourselves. How do these people exist in life.

You bitches on Pinterest may be so crafty and whip up gourmet meals, but I can...um, I can... More wine!

You bitches on Pinterest may be so crafty and whip up gourmet meals, but I can...um, I can... More wine!

@Sharon Macdonald Macdonald Howard @Paige Hereford Hereford W. @Kristian Irey Irey Pittman

@Sharon Macdonald Macdonald Howard @Paige Hereford Hereford W. @Kristian Irey Irey Pittman

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