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Just sayin'....you have been warned! ;)

You've been warned! If you tickle me, I'm not responsible for your injuries.

Aahh.  But they weren't hidden, they were laid in the middle of the road in plain sight.  Remember 1972, Bark River, MI.  RIP.

I LOVE YOU When I' m bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body." No i dont fuck y

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hair tie on my wrist for my senior pictures. hair tie on my wrist for our engagement pictures. hair tie on my wrist or in my hair (or both) always.

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Funny quotes via Lynne Knowlton !!

I can relate: No matter how old you are, no matter how badass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it.

Actually...not the WORST idea I've ever heard...lol.  Should be under "cleaning tips?"

Today's housekeeping tip: Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. That way, if unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean.

I seriously thought I was the only person who thought this -lmao

Every time! Especially at night. I'm just showering and I freak out and peak open the door naked. Like what am I going to do if the see me?

...or in the morning you wake up early and FORGET why it was you had to get up early!

"Saying you'll wake up early in the morning to get something done, then in the morning convincing yourself it's not important." So true. Every day

First is was "Sherry" by the Four Seasons, my Dad would sing it all the time, then it was "Oh Sherrie" by Steve Perry and that came out when I was in High School!!  Everyone sang that to me!!

Cute Halloween Decorating Ideas

Yes, my name is in a song. No, you don’t need to start singing that song to me. (this would make an awesome tshirt!) When old men sing " A Boy Named Sue".

too true, despite the fact that it should say "woman" and not "women". Grammar people

So true. funny quote about women. For more jokes and hilarious quotes for women visit www.

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My favorite thing about sunglasses! things get awkward when i forget that i dont have my sunglasses on haha

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