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me...I have called into school telling them I was attending my own funeral...they told me to make sure when I returned to bring a copy of the funeral pamphlet

me...I have called into school telling them I was attending my own funeral...they told me to make sure when I returned to bring a copy of the funeral pamphlet

Funny Confession Ecard: Of course women don't work as hard as men... They get it right the first time.

Funny Confession Ecard: Of course women don't work as hard as men... They get it right the first time.

"Dear sweatpants and hoodies, thanks for being there for me. Sincerely, sexy and I know it, but too lazy to show it."

Things Making Me Smile This Week {11/6

"Dear sweatpants and hoodies, thanks for being there for me. Sincerely, sexy and I know it, but too lazy to show it."

This so happened to me, I confronted her, in front of him, and he told her that he had already divorced me.... our divorce was final three months later.... she gets to keep him, that's my revenge! Sweetie, if they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you.... oh yeah, you're his eighth marriage..what a man! Is that what they call those kind these days?

This so happened to me, I confronted her, in front of him, and he told her that he had already divorced me.... our divorce was final three months later.... she gets to keep him, that's my revenge! Sweetie, if they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you.... oh yeah, you're his eighth marriage..what a man! Is that what they call those kind these days?

I'd rather be someone who sticks up for herself rather than being controlled & let people think they can walk all over me!! They should know better by now, silly simple minds. If that makes me a bitch, then I'll take it!!

I'd rather be someone who sticks up for herself rather than being controlled & let people think they can walk all over me!! They should know better by now, silly simple minds. If that makes me a bitch, then I'll take it!!