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It's not "throwing someone under the bus" if they were already tumbling precariously in that direction on their own.

It's either a sinus infection or.....nasal cancer. Thanks WebMD!

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Ha! I know so much more than you think!! This boring ship has sailed!! Mrs. I'm married, Im not married Im married to my baby daddy!! Get over yourself trying to place yourself as such a great woman!! It's all out!! I don't care boo, you have mistaken me for someone who gives a shit!! This was all fun but you really need help!! I'll pray for you "YES" I'm the better person! I know you're sick about our happiness, but my dear you can't break me Im a diamond!!! Adios, my babe says he wants me to end this! You love changing things to involve children and make this about something that it's not!! Its been a slice, but like I said we have turned the page & you should too!! If he doesn't make you happy find someone else who will mama!!

Bahahaha open the dispatch door throw the goods and run