swoon! - forget decorating the tree! - wack the top off - put the 'bottom' of the tree inside one of my dress forms - use a long needled wreath for the dress 'top' - attach a few twinkle lights in the 'skirt' - add ornaments and a few finishing touches and ... ( hubby just walked in and says ... "Voila! ... you got yourself a decorated Christmas tree that's upside down - with two boobs as a tree topper!!!") What the ... ...!