BANK JOB (they have your money but you have their pen) What’s more annoying than going to the bank to make a deposit and finding the courtesy pen’s been snagged? Now, here’s your chance for a bank pen of your very own, complete with dangling ball chain. Perfect for that “young professional on the way up” look. This one is money in the bank.
MURDER INK (deadly serious sticky notes) This 300-page sticky notepad is perfect for poison pen notes, letters of resignation, hit lists, and office to-do’s. Murder, Ink comes complete with blood spattered pen, so it’s sure to make a statement on your desk right beside that suspiciously sharp letter opener. Each pad and pen is packed in a full-color illustrated giftbox. Measures: 6.75 inches long x 3.75 inches wide x 1 inch deep
SHOPPER (LOOKING GOOD FOR JESUS) Look your Sunday best and shop till you drop with this King-sized shopper. Reinforced floor and a perfect sized pocket. 95% recycled woven polypropylene. http://www.ireallyhavetohaveit.com/product.php?id_product=295#
ROMAN CANDLES (party like it’s MCMXCIX) Friends, Romans, celebrants - lend me your ears. Are you sick of counting all those passing years the conventional way? Slow the chariot down and start counting the Roman way -- Roman Candles are easy and fun, and doesn’t “L” look a lot better than “50”? We’ve packed 8 silver-trimmed candles in each set (good for ages 1 to 89) as well as a crash course in Roman numerology.