BANK JOB (they have your money but you have their pen) What’s more annoying than going to the bank to make a deposit and finding the courtesy pen’s been snagged? Now, here’s your chance for a bank pen of your very own, complete with dangling ball chain. Perfect for that “young professional on the way up” look. This one is money in the bank.
MURDER INK (deadly serious sticky notes) This 300-page sticky notepad is perfect for poison pen notes, letters of resignation, hit lists, and office to-do’s. Murder, Ink comes complete with blood spattered pen, so it’s sure to make a statement on your desk right beside that suspiciously sharp letter opener. Each pad and pen is packed in a full-color illustrated giftbox. Measures: 6.75 inches long x 3.75 inches wide x 1 inch deep
STICKY NOTES (OVER QUALIFIED) why yes, I am over qualified Because administrative professionals need to laugh too. Each eye-catching Sticky Note pad has 100 sheets of insolent office - or home office - humor... printed with vegetable-based ink on 100% recycled FSC-Certified stock.
SHOPPER (LOOKING GOOD FOR JESUS) Look your Sunday best and shop till you drop with this King-sized shopper. Reinforced floor and a perfect sized pocket. 95% recycled woven polypropylene. http://www.ireallyhavetohaveit.com/product.php?id_product=295#
PICK YOUR NOSE (party cups with personality) Who knows how to liven up a party? YOU do! Each of these photo- realistic paper cups comes emblazoned with a new nose. When you tip your head to take a drink – voila – you get an instant nose job, and a chuckle from the crowd. Remember, never turn your nose up at a good laugh! There are 24 12-oz. cups in each pack, evenly divided between male and female proboscises (errr, noses). Packed in a clear box.