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BANK JOB  (they have your money but you have their pen)              What’s more annoying than going to the bank to make a deposit and finding the courtesy pen’s been snagged? Now, here’s your chance for a bank pen of your very own, complete with dangling ball chain. Perfect for that “young professional on the way up” look. This one is money in the bank.

BANK JOB (they have your money but you have their pen) What’s more annoying than going to the bank to make a deposit and finding the courtesy pen’s been snagged? Now, here’s your chance for a bank pen of your very own, complete with dangling ball chain. Perfect for that “young professional on the way up” look. This one is money in the bank.

FUCK NASTY NOTES    (these sticky notes say it all)         Our ultra-witty, delightfully filthy Nasty Notes are the perfect way to cultivate your inner fucker. Ideal for the demure as well as the downright aggressive, these stickies are a one-two punch to put your foes—or friends—in their place.

FUCK NASTY NOTES (these sticky notes say it all) Our ultra-witty, delightfully filthy Nasty Notes are the perfect way to cultivate your inner fucker. Ideal for the demure as well as the downright aggressive, these stickies are a one-two punch to put your foes—or friends—in their place.

59 Gifts for Social Media Junkies

59 Gifts for Social Media Junkies

Gifts for Social Media Junkies - These gifts for social media junkies are ideal for anyone feeling like they just can’t get enough of these social networking sites.

CAR AIR FRESHENER  (SHUT THE FUCK UP)         Oh, and talking on yer mobil is like illegal in like lots of states so I mean, STFU dude! Ask your kid what STFU means. Vanilla scented.

CAR AIR FRESHENER (SHUT THE FUCK UP) Oh, and talking on yer mobil is like illegal in like lots of states so I mean, STFU dude! Ask your kid what STFU means. Vanilla scented.

Embedded image permalink Prince @PrinceTweets2U  ·  16 May 2012 this is a picture of me when i was a baby

Embedded image permalink Prince @PrinceTweets2U · 16 May 2012 this is a picture of me when i was a baby

OMFG KRAFT JOURNAL    (an inspirational blank canvas)         When it comes to writing, sometimes all the inspiration you need is a blank canvas and a great one-liner. With minimally adorned—yet attractive—covers and extremely straight lines inside, our new Kraft journals are the perfect repository for all your brilliant—or not so brilliant—thoughts.

OMFG KRAFT JOURNAL (an inspirational blank canvas) When it comes to writing, sometimes all the inspiration you need is a blank canvas and a great one-liner. With minimally adorned—yet attractive—covers and extremely straight lines inside, our new Kraft journals are the perfect repository for all your brilliant—or not so brilliant—thoughts.

I just printed a 54 page document solely so I could fart at will without my coworkers hearing.

I just printed a 54 page document solely so I could fart at will without my coworkers hearing.

FLASK  (ALLEGED)    The key word is "alleged"         Our dandy little 4 oz. stainless steel Flasks (featuring wrap-around design) are truly pocket-sized, so a ladylike snort is always at your fingertips! Companion funnel makes refilling a snap.     Measures:  2 3/4"w x 4 1/4"h including lid

FLASK (ALLEGED) The key word is "alleged" Our dandy little 4 oz. stainless steel Flasks (featuring wrap-around design) are truly pocket-sized, so a ladylike snort is always at your fingertips! Companion funnel makes refilling a snap. Measures: 2 3/4"w x 4 1/4"h including lid

this would happen to anyone in my family @Mary Hilsenteger-Neal

this would happen to anyone in my family @Mary Hilsenteger-Neal

WTF STAMP    (self inking stamp)         When the urge to wield a rubber stamp strikes, an inkpad is rarely at hand. Imprint style and wit on the plainest of pages with the latest in impression-making technology. With our oh-so-funny, all-in-one Self-Inking Stamps, blank paper doesn’t stand a chance!

WTF STAMP (self inking stamp) When the urge to wield a rubber stamp strikes, an inkpad is rarely at hand. Imprint style and wit on the plainest of pages with the latest in impression-making technology. With our oh-so-funny, all-in-one Self-Inking Stamps, blank paper doesn’t stand a chance!

eeewww.... another angry... PLUS.... "are you kidding me?" head tilt

eeewww.... another angry... PLUS.... "are you kidding me?" head tilt

savin up for therapy mini tin bank

World of Miniature Bears - RABBIT - 5" Mini Mohair Bunny - Sparse White