BANK JOB (they have your money but you have their pen) What’s more annoying than going to the bank to make a deposit and finding the courtesy pen’s been snagged? Now, here’s your chance for a bank pen of your very own, complete with dangling ball chain. Perfect for that “young professional on the way up” look. This one is money in the bank.
FLASK (ALLEGED) The key word is "alleged" Our dandy little 4 oz. stainless steel Flasks (featuring wrap-around design) are truly pocket-sized, so a ladylike snort is always at your fingertips! Companion funnel makes refilling a snap. Measures: 2 3/4"w x 4 1/4"h including lid
OMFG KRAFT JOURNAL (an inspirational blank canvas) When it comes to writing, sometimes all the inspiration you need is a blank canvas and a great one-liner. With minimally adorned—yet attractive—covers and extremely straight lines inside, our new Kraft journals are the perfect repository for all your brilliant—or not so brilliant—thoughts.