When we were two, we were best friends. I mean, I knew everything about this girl. I knew her favorite color, her favorite food. Then we became six, Eric made fun of me because it wasn’t cool to have a best friend that was a girl .
SNL and Kristen Wiig: And I like chasing carrrrrrrrrrs. I found a dead cat on the side of the road and I picked it up and I brought it home and I cooked it and put honey on it is that bad? Do doo doo doo doo
Funny cats: Places where cats shouldn't be LOL, DAMN!