Andres Iniesta Wins UEFA Player of Year, Cristiano Ronaldo Is Not Impressed. Here is the face he made. In fact, Cristiano Ronaldo may have her beat with this epic grimace. A slow clap for Iniesta, but we give a rousing standing applause for Ronaldo. Oh, will someone please send Ronaldo a hug, courtesy of the people of the world. It looks like the man who has everything really needs it. The best of Cristiano is her girlfriend. Sure.