The holiday present you got me was absolutely perfect for someone who isn't me.

The holiday present you got me was absolutely perfect for someone who isn't me.

Get Out Of my Head! Monsters don't sleep under your bed, they sleep inside your head, stop over thinking or Over Analyzing things and Change your Negative thoughts soon enough you'll change your World. Just sayin'! ☺️ Gratitude and inspiration

a pun comic and cartoon about a romantic dinner

a pun comic and cartoon about a romantic dinner

~ I hate that moment when you're tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed, your body is like, ' Just Kidding.'

~ I hate that moment when you're tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed, your body is like, ' Just Kidding.'

Mend Heartbreak With Funny Breakup Someecards: I'm sorry our long-term relationship was nothing a bottle of wine and a Miranda Lambert album couldn't get me over.: Going back to your ex is like taking a shower and then putting your dirty underwear back on.

Mend Heartbreak With Funny Breakup Someecards: I'm sorry our long-term relationship was nothing a bottle of wine and a Miranda Lambert album couldn't get me over.: Going back to your ex is like taking a shower and then putting your dirty underwear back on.

Congratulations on having a Christmas tree that's more real than your breasts.

Congratulations on having a Christmas tree that's more real than your breasts.

I don't hold grudges. I hold memories that keep me better prepared for our next encounter. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

I don't hold grudges. I hold memories that keep me better prepared for our next encounter. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

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