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"I'm sorry that your January birthday means you were probably conceived on April Fools Day"

"I'm sorry that your January birthday means you were probably conceived on April Fools Day"

Boy can I relate to this.  Worked a Friday-through-Monday for more than long enough.  Not only is everyone else's Friday your Monday, but when it's your Friday and you just want to roll into your weekend, it's their Monday and they're playing catch-up from the weekend...so you don't get a break on that end either!!

Boy can I relate to this. Worked a Friday-through-Monday for more than long enough. Not only is everyone else's Friday your Monday, but when it's your Friday and you just want to roll into your weekend, it's their Monday and they're playing catch-up from the weekend...so you don't get a break on that end either!!

had a guy call just to tell me that myself and everyone else in law enforcement was a pos

had a guy call just to tell me that myself and everyone else in law enforcement was a pos

Be on the lookout!

I'm confused. What is this 'weekend' stuff I keep hearing about??... said everyone EVER who worked shift work!

I'm confused. What is this 'weekend' stuff I keep hearing about??... said everyone EVER who worked shift work!

Oh yeah!!! Don't piss off a cop, and definitely don't piss off the wife!

Oh yeah!!! Don't piss off a cop, and definitely don't piss off the wife!

why does this sound like @Lisa Pfeiffer ???  hahahaha

why does this sound like @Lisa Pfeiffer ??? hahahaha

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