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Sweetie, people don't like you because you are annoying as shit.

Sweetie, people don't like you because you are exhausting and a brat!

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Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me. I'll laugh at you. This is for my best friend Sam.

And I still sometimes get the order wrong

Mozart wrote his first symphony at the age of I'm an adult and just rehearsed what I'm going to say at the drive-thru 5 times.

Don't assume! U stupid dumb UGLY NO CLASS NASTY CLOTHING RONCHY SHOES DAMAGED HAIR/FACE/STD BITCH! Yeah u U think we don't know about your STD that your "faithful" man gave u ! your screwed for life u DIRTY MAN EATER !!!

not everything is about you but if you think it is, well the shoe might just fit.

So VERY TRUE!!! If people could only see you for what you really are!!!

Even though you're a lying hypocritical, manipulative, backstabbing & jealous person in real life, it must be fun to pretend that you're loyal, honest & morally superior.

I find it HILARIOUS that you are STILL planning a wedding that will NEVER happen!!!! Like you REALLY think hes yours!! And like you REALLY believe he aint fucking me every weekend! Bahahaha dumb bitch

I find it HILARIOUS that you are STILL planning a wedding that will NEVER happen! Like you REALLY think hes yours! And like you REALLY believe he aint fucking me every weekend!

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