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Invasion of the Bastard Cannibals is now testing well with Hippies, Carnies, and obviously Cannibals.

Invasion of the Bastard Cannibals is now testing well with Hippies, Carnies, and obviously Cannibals.

Invasion of the Bastard Cannibals - 4 Days Left!  If you pre ordered Invasion of the Bastard Cannibals or bought Where the Hell Were Your Parents?, I can’t thank you enough. Those pre orders lead to best seller lists and have already created new opportunities for this tour.   Thanks and see y’all soon! Nathan…

Invasion of the Bastard Cannibals - 4 Days Left! If you pre ordered Invasion of the Bastard Cannibals or bought Where the Hell Were Your Parents?, I can’t thank you enough. Those pre orders lead to best seller lists and have already created new opportunities for this tour. Thanks and see y’all soon! Nathan…

They caught the bandit.  Events:  October 23 - Underground Books Carrollton, GA 5-8 pm  October 24 - Barnes & Noble, Alpharetta, GA 3-6pm October 25 - Auburn University Bookstore, AL Noon - Until kickoff October 26 - Eagle Eye Bookshop, Decatur, GA 2-4 pm October 30 - The Book Tavern, Augusta, GA 6-8 pm  November 1st - Barnes & Noble, Charleston, SC 2-4 pm  November 6th - Barnes & Noble, Macon, GA 6-8 pm November 7th - Barnes & Noble, Newnan, GA 6-8 pm

They caught the bandit. Events: October 23 - Underground Books Carrollton, GA 5-8 pm October 24 - Barnes & Noble, Alpharetta, GA 3-6pm October 25 - Auburn University Bookstore, AL Noon - Until kickoff October 26 - Eagle Eye Bookshop, Decatur, GA 2-4 pm October 30 - The Book Tavern, Augusta, GA 6-8 pm November 1st - Barnes & Noble, Charleston, SC 2-4 pm November 6th - Barnes & Noble, Macon, GA 6-8 pm November 7th - Barnes & Noble, Newnan, GA 6-8 pm

Tomorrow! Patton Creek Barnes & Noble Hoover, Alabama 3-7 pm Come by and say hello!

Tomorrow! Patton Creek Barnes & Noble Hoover, Alabama 3-7 pm Come by and say hello!

Birmingham, Morrow, Carrollton!  My first three stops on the Where the Hell Were Your Parents? book tour are below. I’d love to see you there. There are more to come, but we are still working on exact dates and times.   October 17th 3-7 pm Patton Creek Barnes & Noble, Hoover, Alabama October 21st 4-8 pm Southlake Barnes & Noble, Morrow, GA October 23rd 5-8 pm Underground Books, Carrollton, GA (I might do a reading from the next book.)

Birmingham, Morrow, Carrollton! My first three stops on the Where the Hell Were Your Parents? book tour are below. I’d love to see you there. There are more to come, but we are still working on exact dates and times. October 17th 3-7 pm Patton Creek Barnes & Noble, Hoover, Alabama October 21st 4-8 pm Southlake Barnes & Noble, Morrow, GA October 23rd 5-8 pm Underground Books, Carrollton, GA (I might do a reading from the next book.)

I’m gearing up for my National Bookstore launch on October 17th! Thanks again to everyone who helped with the first launch, this would not have been possible without you. I’ll be touring Barnes & Noble, Books-A-Million, and random bars across the Southeast U.S. Stay tuned for dates, I’d love to see you there.   Nathan

I’m gearing up for my National Bookstore launch on October 17th! Thanks again to everyone who helped with the first launch, this would not have been possible without you. I’ll be touring Barnes & Noble, Books-A-Million, and random bars across the Southeast U.S. Stay tuned for dates, I’d love to see you there. Nathan

Big H doing what he does best.   Where the Hell Were Your Parents? is now in Barnes & Noble stores across the South.   Stop in to your closest Barnes & Noble for an early Christmas gift, timely Halloween present, or if you want to both expand and lower your vocabulary.   Thanks,  Nathan

Big H doing what he does best. Where the Hell Were Your Parents? is now in Barnes & Noble stores across the South. Stop in to your closest Barnes & Noble for an early Christmas gift, timely Halloween present, or if you want to both expand and lower your vocabulary. Thanks, Nathan

Made the cover of The Corner in Auburn, AL. Thanks for spreading the word!  www.wherethehellwereyourparents.com

Made the cover of The Corner in Auburn, AL. Thanks for spreading the word! www.wherethehellwereyourparents.com

Here is an audio clip of me reading Joy Ride, one of my favorite stories. You will hear me trying to edit on the fly when some young kids enter the room. This is from my first tour, it was a lot of fun.   http://nathanweathington.com/2014/08/joy-ride-the-audio-version/

Here is an audio clip of me reading Joy Ride, one of my favorite stories. You will hear me trying to edit on the fly when some young kids enter the room. This is from my first tour, it was a lot of fun. http://nathanweathington.com/2014/08/joy-ride-the-audio-version/

Where the Hell Were Your Parents? is now at Hastings in Auburn, Alabama. This store is a few blocks from the greatest BBQ sandwich in the world. Hillbilly Nonsense + Pork Delight = One helluva afternoon. http://www.byronssmokehouse.com

Where the Hell Were Your Parents? is now at Hastings in Auburn, Alabama. This store is a few blocks from the greatest BBQ sandwich in the world. Hillbilly Nonsense + Pork Delight = One helluva afternoon. http://www.byronssmokehouse.com

Pork Belly: For when you are too embarrassed to admit you just want a slab of uncut bacon for dinner.

Pork Belly: For when you are too embarrassed to admit you just want a slab of uncut bacon for dinner.

A little proof that I didn't exaggerate the size of the fireworks in my stories. You'll also notice a sign in the background explaining the 'free Dynamite to loyal customers' policy, which is also featured in the book.

A little proof that I didn't exaggerate the size of the fireworks in my stories. You'll also notice a sign in the background explaining the 'free Dynamite to loyal customers' policy, which is also featured in the book.

Fathers Deserve Better than Socks and Ties  But what if your dad doesn’t read? That doesn’t matter. Where the Hell Were Your Parents? was designed to be fast and entertaining enough to compete with television, not other books. It was written for hard working, exhausted dads who haven’t read a book since their first child was born. It was made for Father’s Day.   http://wherethehellwereyourparents.com  Or… whiskey, you can’t go wrong with whiskey.

Fathers Deserve Better than Socks and Ties But what if your dad doesn’t read? That doesn’t matter. Where the Hell Were Your Parents? was designed to be fast and entertaining enough to compete with television, not other books. It was written for hard working, exhausted dads who haven’t read a book since their first child was born. It was made for Father’s Day. http://wherethehellwereyourparents.com Or… whiskey, you can’t go wrong with whiskey.

‘Where the Hell Were Your Parents?” is an ideal beach read. Therefore, we’ve decided to cut out the middle man and take this hillbilly nonsense show directly to the people. If you are on any of the beaches around Charleston, South Carolina, be sure to flag down your slow rolling, beach-read provider.

‘Where the Hell Were Your Parents?” is an ideal beach read. Therefore, we’ve decided to cut out the middle man and take this hillbilly nonsense show directly to the people. If you are on any of the beaches around Charleston, South Carolina, be sure to flag down your slow rolling, beach-read provider.

Relax Oprah, its for real, and I have the Bremen PD to back up the stories.

Relax Oprah, its for real, and I have the Bremen PD to back up the stories.