If your friends don't make fun of you then they aren't really friends.
On a scale of 1 to Lindsay Lohan. How bad was that decision you just made?
It's not our fault that we're awesome. And pretty. And awesome.
Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes, my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.
It's not that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid-people person.
Maybe money can't buy happiness, but I think it's only fair to give me some and let me learn that lesson myself.
I hope we have so much fun tonight that you have to tell me all about it tomorrow.