Matthew Ehlers
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The Return of Lord Voldemort Really neat GIF of a cell phone in a microwave.

Why you shouldn't microwave a cell phone. IT'S LIKE THE REBIRTH OF VOLDEMORT? It's like the cell phone is a demon. It finally escapes in the heat or leaves the phone. Maybe it thought it finally arrived in hell?



Haha no cat calling, boots

"The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is one is a compulsory monthly event and the other is probably because you were being a dick.

Ohahahh :D

I’m pretty sure that’s not the image they were planning to run with that story. Breaking News Due to a decrease In cookie sales, The Girl Scouts switch to a more agresive sales campaign


*ohio catches on fire*. Is anybody else wondering out of all the French language they chose cheese omelet?>>> YES OHIO'S ON FIRE! I live in Ohio and dislike it greatly and yeah