Funny good advice :)
14 Books to Read before they hit the big screen
Dubliners, Joyce, 1914. Dubliners is a collection of 15 short stories by James Joyce, first published in 1914. They form a naturalistic depiction of Irish middle class life in and around Dublin in the early years of the 20th century. (Wikipedia)
I wish I'd looked this up an hour ago... Drilling a 1/4" diameter hole up the center of the tree trunk will help it soak up much more water, keeping it fresher longer! Next year for sure.
"The More You Know"