Mm. I'd heard some folks say that they've seen the face of God in a Dorito but I don't see how you could possible see a demon staring up at you from the shower floor. Are you alright, sir? Would you like to step inside the cubicle so I can pour some cold water on you? Yes, that's right. Just like that. Good boy. Step inside.
So, this is the rear cottage. It's another original building dating back to the same time period as the main complex. Oh, and look. Over there by the window you can see the original tiles. So authentic. They used to be all over the floor, of course. Do you? No, I can't see where it looks like they exploded up as some underground demon brushed it's overheated back against the floor. Quite the imagination you have there, sir.
Yes, the upstairs tenant does go through quite a lot of appliances. I've found, over the years, it's best not to ask him too many questions. After all, it's not like he's paying rent so you can ask him silly prying questions all the time. Or rather, it's just not like he's paying rent.
That's the upstairs unit, currently occupied. I'm not allowed to show you around up there, sir. It would be against the terms of the pact I have with the tenant. I mean, deal. Sorry, I mean contract. The tenancy "agreement" if you will. No, sir. There's no security deposit and no rent is being paid. Well, that's up to you, but I most certainly would not recommend that you "deal with him, yourself."