Strands of Fate - Kindle Scout
And if you listen very closely on long, stormy nights you can hear the steady tromp, tromp, tromp of the headless penguins, come to take back what is rightfully theirs.
"Please, god of all things that are holy, show me the money!"
"You better have brought a cafe grande if you're knocking at this time of the morning."
"Move to your left. No, your left. Your OTHER left!"
Nothing ever makes your heart beat as fast as the awesome mating dance, "Ant-Tango"
And you thought the flowers were pretty...
Angelbear says, "What choo looking at?" comedy-wildlife-photography-awards-shortlist-2016-30-57fb40d3a4859__880
My Sister and Other Liars by [Dugdall, Ruth]