Lawyer jokes

Studying law is generally seen as a very serious intellectual pursuit, that requires a good deal of intelligence and dedication to successfully complete. While this is absolutely true, it doesn't mean that students have to leave their sense of humor at the door!

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on an airplane. The lawyer gets bored, so he looks over to the blond...

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If the law makes you nervous, you are not alone. Something about the legal system seems just so strict with little to no room for error. Luckily, on the internet, everything gets ridiculed no matter what, which helps us to look at serious topics more lightheartedly.

174 Lawyer Jokes That Are Legally Bound To Entertain You ; Opens a new tab Goodman, but he's more of a crook than a lawyer, which leaves nobody to rely on for entertainment in the world of law. Without getting too much into stereotypes, I think we can all agree that lawyers usually have a sense of humor that's as dry as an asphalt road over the driest place on earth, which is Kufra, Libya. That dry. Moreover, they usually seem pretty soulless - a perk for their job, but a con in …

Lawyer: my client is trapped inside a penny Judge: what? Lawyer: he's in a cent Judge: you're going to jail with him @baptain brunch

Only a lawyer...#humor #lawyer

The Lawyer looks around shrewdly, grabs three freshly baked buns and quickly puts them into his pockets. He says to the Priest, “That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn’t even see me.” The Priest replied, “That’s just simple thievery, I’II show you how to do it...

Studying law is generally seen as a very serious intellectual pursuit, that requires a good deal of intelligence and dedication to successfully complete. While this is absolutely true, it doesn't mean that students have to leave their sense of humor at the door!