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Here’s are some hilarious corny jokes which I'm confident will have you smiling dear reader. So enjoy them all and then pass them on, please.

These funny corny jokes will make you laugh even on the hardest days.

If you’re like most people, you respond with “Good” when someone asks how you’re doing. Spice things up with witty and funny responses.

The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

A cat dies and goes to heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years.” “Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.” The cats says, “Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.” God...

Today’s business class is for all intents and purposes equivalent to yesterday’s first class, and that today’s better types of premium economy are equivalent to earlier business class products.

But after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other. At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why Hooters?” “They...