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Three men died on Christmas Eve... ... and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.   "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."   The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He... Happy Christmas Eve Quotes Funny, Funny Christmas Poems For Adults, Day After Christmas Humor, Christmas Jokes For Adults, Dirty Christmas Jokes, Christmas Eve Quotes, Funny Christmas Poems, Xmas Jokes, Funny Christmas Jokes

... and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.” The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It represents a...

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