Funny cross stitch quotes

Cross stitch sayings "There are two types of people - Avoid both" - Download embroidery pattern in PDF 🧵😂 If you're someone who enjoys a good laugh and doesn't take life too seriously, then you'll love this cross-stitch pattern featuring the phrase "There are two types of people - Avoid both." This humorous take on human interaction adds a touch of personality and wit to any space. And the pattern itself is a fun and easy project for beginners or experienced stitchers alike. Whether you…

Cross Stitch Pattern. Once I Defeat The Chemical Imbalance In My Brain It's Over For You Hoes PATTERN SPECIFICATIONS: Skill level: beginner Stitches Used: full Cross Stitch. Fabric: 14 black count Aida Required DMC Colors: 5 Stitches: 89w x 90h Design size: 6.36 x 6.43 inches or 16.15 x 16.33 cm This instant download PDF pattern includes: 1. Color image of the finished design. 2. Color Block with symbols chart. 3. Pattern information. (Symbol Key, Floss type, DMC number and color). Please…

Stitch a fun project and have a laugh with these funny cross stitch ideas. Find the perfect pattern for your sense of humor.

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Behold my field of fucks, and see that it is barren How many fucks are in your field? Modern cross stitch pattern is designed on 14 count Aida. It will run about 5x7 and will look awesome in an 8x10 frame with a matter, or a 5x7 frame. This pattern will come with 2 different sized full colour patterns, for printing or viewing convenience, and a handy little tips and tricks printout to help you in your quest for cross stitching awesomeness. I can make this for you if you are intimidated…

15 beautiful and modern cross stitch patterns featuring fall motifs and designs. From simple patterns to very complex.

This cross stitch pattern includes multiple downloadable PDF files for immediate access, such as: - Color-coded pattern with a floss legend (ideal for printing) - Monochrome pattern with a floss legend (suitable for printing) - A full image for your reference - A list of DMC thread colors Fabric: Aida 14 count Size: 57 x 68 stitches DMC colors: 12 Finished Sizes: 14 count: 4.4 x 5.8 inches (11.2 x 14.8 cm) 16 count: 3.8 x 5.1 inches (9.8 x 13 cm) 18 count: 3.4 x 4.5 inches (8.7 x 11.5 cm) 20…

Love sarcasm and want to make it pretty and hang it on the wall? These 20 snarky cross stitch patterns will make you laugh and keep your guests guessing!